My Pet Peeves

What Grinds My Gears

1.     People walking slowly in front you. (You just want to push them.)

2.     When you’re on your cheat day and you’re about to eat something, then someone starts saying stuff like it's too fatty and it’s going to make you fat. (I will gouge your eyes out.)

3.     People who don’t know the difference between your and you’re!

4.     Pineapple on pizza.

5.     Someone who puts fucking ice in their wine or champagne. (Who does that!?)

6.     Friends that overstay their welcome and forgot to turn off the lights or put the stuff they use back to their rightful place.

7.     Women who put too much makeup on like they are going to audition for a clown convention. (Seriously, if we press our palm against your cheek and there’s makeup on it; you need to wipe your face.)

8.     When a random person sends you a message and tells you that they’re looking to make new friends, then be like “message me back if you want to talk to me.” (Why would we even want to when you say stuff like that? We don’t even know you.)

9.     When people make it seem like you’re immature because you’re not thinking about having kids in the future.

10. When a taxi driver hits on you or asks you too many questions even about your personal life.

11. When people comment on your tattoos and tell you that you’re going to regret it in the future when you grow old. (I don’t even know how many times someone had said this to me before.)

12. Last minute cancellations. (People, who do this, better have a life and death situation going on, or you guys are just douches.)

13. When you make plans with your friends, and there’s always that one person who seems to ignore your messages or calls and doesn’t reply, or when they do reply, they lie about being close and you end up waiting for them for a long time.

14. When girls put too many filters on their faces.

15. Post a lot of photographs of their faces way too often on social media mostly with the same expression (or a stupid duck face pose), and it’s usually just the face with different angles. (Don’t overdo it. Post 1 or 3 selfie photos… if you make an album of your face, stop... No matter what angle it is, your face will still look the same.)

16. When someone hits on you and get persistent about meeting up and “hanging out” and when you ask them what the plan is, they don’t even know what to do. (Why are you so persistent when you don’t even know what to do??)

17. Guys who want to meet up, and when you tell them you’re with your friends and he should join in; he say’s shit like he’s tired. (If you can’t even hang out or meet my friends, why would I even waste my time on you?)

18.  People who eat sushi with a fork.

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